Reasons Guys Shouldn't Wear White TuxesReasons You Shouldn't Wear A White Tuxedo At Your Wedding
You're not in the Navy.
You don't work on the Love Boat.
Your last name isn't Gotti.
You're not James Bond.
You're not a pimp.
You're not the Pope
You might look prettier than the bride.
Even if you are a virgin, you shouldn't tell anyone.
If you spill beer on your tux the stain will show.
Someone might use your Tux jacket as a napkin.
People might mistake you for a waiter.
It's your wedding. Not a costume party.
When Billy Idol sang "it's a nice day for a white wedding", he didn't mean the groom.
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