Reasons Guys Shouldn't Wear White Tuxes

Reasons You Shouldn't Wear A White Tuxedo At Your Wedding

You're not in the Navy.

You don't work on the Love Boat.

Your last name isn't Gotti.

You're not James Bond.

You're not a pimp.

You're not the Pope

You might look prettier than the bride.

Even if you are a virgin, you shouldn't tell anyone.

If you spill beer on your tux the stain will show.

Someone might use your Tux jacket as a napkin.

People might mistake you for a waiter.

It's your wedding. Not a costume party.

When Billy Idol sang "it's a nice day for a white wedding", he didn't mean the groom.

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