July 4th Wedding

I got invited to my friend Bruce's wedding on July 4, 2006.

July 4th! Do you know that's the same date as the Fourth of July? Why not just write "Go F*** Yourself" on the invitations?

He and his new fiancée sent out "Save The Date" invitations this September. I have plans on July 4, 2006. I plan to get drunk and play with fireworks. In fact, those are my plans for 2006, 2007, 2008 and pretty much up until 2041.

It's ok though. I plan to get back at Bruce. When the bride and groom share their first dance, I plan to launch M-80s.

If it turns out M-80s are illegal in the state of Massachusetts I'll just RSVP "only if it's raining."

Why the Fourth of July? What's the matter Bruce? Couldn't you get the hall on Christmas?
[Mail to a friend]

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