I Love Weddings dot com?

10 Things That Would Make Me Love A Wedding

I’m always complaining about how much I Hate Weddings. I haven’t hated every wedding I went to. In fact there were a few I liked quite a bit. In an effort to be positive, I thought I would write a post about the 10 elements of a wedding that would make me love a wedding.

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Morals Of IHateweddings.com

The best part about the last version of IHateWeddings.com that my best friend Mike set up for me was readers can leave comments.

I have 200 pages of the best hate mail, death threats, and people saying the meanest things ever. And I love EVERY WORD OF IT.

Some people don’t realize this is a comedy site written by a comedian. So yes I do go over the top sometimes for shock value or a laugh. That’s provoked some strong reactions from the unwitting and the indifferent.

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Sunday Night Weddings are Evil

If you’re planning a Sunday night wedding I have an idea for you. Instead of sending out invitations just send out little notes that say I’m getting married but I don’t want you to come to my wedding.

And for the relatives that HAVE to go to your wedding send them a little note that says “I hate you.”

Last month I went to a wedding reception that STARTED at 7:00 P.M. on a Sunday night. I’m usually in bed by 6:45 on Sunday nights. 

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Passive way To Taunt A Bride

I found the most passive aggressive way to annoy a bride. Hold off RSVPing for as long as possible. It’s so simple. Anyone can do it. All you have to do is NOT do something.

RSVP

Not RSVPing is brilliant because it keeps the bride’s family from knowing the final guest count. Not knowing the final guest count keeps the bride from doing a lot of things like ordering favors, paying the caterer, and planning the all important seating chart.

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