Where Is I Hate Weddings?

I’m Not Alone

I love your website and am e-mailing expressly to nag you to update it. I am currently enduring the trials of being a maid of honour complete with verbal lashings for forgetting to bring my dressy shoes to a fitting, as well as liaising between the bride and her ex-boyfriend who she is not 100% over. I find it an enormous comfort to know that I am not alone in my frustration over the gradual loss of all my friends as they all contract a hideous case of Hepatitis M, leaving me with my one lonely joy – waiting until they all get fat.

Oh dear God! You didn’t get married, did you?!

Signed,

Canadian Spinster

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