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Help Me With My Wedding Invite
This I Hate Weddings.com reader needs help writing her invite. She wrote me a note asking for help:“My problem isn't my parents. They are the one thing normal. This is my second marriage and I kept [my ex’s] last name. Many people don't even recognize my [maiden] name as me. So what or how do I write all that. My fiance’s mother passed away last year, so how do you honor her memory in the invitation? Also his ex-stepmother (divorced) will be there. My fiance is mostly paying for the wedding. My parents and I are chipping in.
Her question was originally posted on this Article: Invitation Nation.
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The Best Of IHateWeddings.com
Some of you have left fan mail. Some of you have left hate mail. As I continue to fill the site with more content, I decided to create a quick archive of my favorite I Hate Weddings.com articles and the ones that have generated the most controversy.Wedding haters unite!
Send us your stories and send me fan and hate mail at ThisShowAgain@gmail.com
Thomas J. Kelly
Stand Up Comedian and Creator Of IHateWeddings.com
My Favorite Articles Of All Time
Wedding Gift Calculator
The Morals Of IHateWeddings.com
Why We Shouldn't Give Wedding Gifts
Sunday Night Weddings Are Evil
Passive Aggressive Way To Taunt A Bride
July Fourth Weddings Stink
Thank You Card Etiquette
Some Of Tom's Other Projects And Links
Tom's Web Radio Show This Show Again.com
Tom's TV Show About Becoming A Male Mermaid
Tom's You Tube Page With Other Non Wedding Funny Videos
Tom's My Space
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Tom's Email: ThisShowAgain@gmail.com
Tom Kelly Crashes A Wedding
Tom Kelly talks about one reason why men should crash weddings. Then shows a clip of himself actually crashing a wedding.Click here for more...
Getting Married On A Sibling's Birthday
Here is an email from an IHateWeddings.com reader: “What happens when you sacrifice your birthday so your brother can celebrate his anniversary every year on your birthday? I find that a stab in the back.”We talk about Thunderstealing a lot at IHateWeddings.com. This is the ultimate case of Thunderstealing. This is a moment of Thunderstealing that is a lifetime in the making.
Here is a new IHateWeddings.com rule: You are not allowed to get married on your unmarried siblings’ birthdays. Especially if it looks like your unmarried sibling will never get married. That means for the rest of your life your spinster sister’s special day will be overshadowed by your anniversary.
And don’t pray for your brother to get divorced. Then instead of your birthday and his anniversary being the happiest day of your brother’s life, it will be the worst day of his life.
While your family is singing you “Happy Birthday” they’ll secretly be feeling bad for your divorced brother.
What's your opinion? We'd like to know?
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Girl With No Pants
While at a bachelor party in Atlantic City, Thomas J. Kelly gets into the back of a car and encounters a girl with no pants.(If you like it be sure to give me a funny vote. . . if you really like it . . .be sure to spread it around).
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Bought Close To Registry, Told To Return It
Do you buy the bride and groom gifts off the registry? What if you found something similar to what the bride and groom asked for on the registry and thought it was nicer, would you give it to them instead? What would you do if the bride then called you and said "That is not what I asked for . . . RETURN IT!"Here is a true story from an "Angry Maid Of Honor" and a reply from the creator of IHateWeddings.com
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Hate Mail: Reply To Don't Give A Gift
My favorite part about this web-site is the comment board. There are some people who simply just aren't smart enough to figure out that this web-site was written by a comedian.But what I find unique about this particular piece of hate mail is this guy thinks that being a rude wedding guest makes you a "cheap liberal."
This particular rant is written by a guy named "57 States" who was offended by my article suggesting that wedding guests should unite and stop giving wedding gifts.
Tom
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What Should I Do?
I went to my friend Matt and Lorin’s wedding this week. I just got this email from them:"We got a wedding card with congratulations on front of envelope and it just said Matt on inside with cash. Was this from you?"
I didn't give a gift yet. Would it be wrong if I said "Yes, the envelope is from me."?
What should I do?
Signed,
Frankie C.
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I Love Weddings Dot Com
I’m always complaining about how much I Hate Weddings. I don't every wedding I've attended. In fact there were a few I liked quite a bit. In an effort to be positive, I thought I would write a post about the 10 elements of a wedding that would make me love a wedding.Click here for more...